That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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