bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
It's rum buckets o'clock
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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