I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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