There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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