Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
tell me about the fingering
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