i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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