You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
we're making bets on your personal life
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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