he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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