I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I have fence marks all over my body
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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