There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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