i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
We need to get me chipped asap
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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