So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Help. Why am I so naked?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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