i jhust puked up my retainher.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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