actually, I'm a sock model
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
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he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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