I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Randomize
