One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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