after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
