: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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