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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She swung at the pinata with crutches
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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