East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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