Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
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I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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