This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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