Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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