Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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