is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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