Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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