i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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