her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Randomize
