But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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