But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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