Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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