hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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