I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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