it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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