do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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