Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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