I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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