what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
My dick has a subreddit
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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