the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Randomize
