Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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