Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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