Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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