OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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