In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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