I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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