she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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