That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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