I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Come on in and take your pants off
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