I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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