why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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