I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Text me some of your sweat
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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