My Higher Power is John Stamos
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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