Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
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