fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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