Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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